just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
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That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
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Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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