Is it normal to miss your booty call?
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
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I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
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He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
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