U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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