yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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