SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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