Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
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you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
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Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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