ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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