and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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