wrigley field is MILF paradise
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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