Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
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