Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
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She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
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Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
i've created a new STD.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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