I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
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pop tarts are not kleenex
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
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You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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