I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
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Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
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GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
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