It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
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BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
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I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
How naked do you want me to be?
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