There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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