no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Randomize
