Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
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Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
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My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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