Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
no you cant smoke seaweed
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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