you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you