Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
These 19 Underage Drinkers Epicly Got By With A Horrible Fake ID
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
These Are The 21 Strangest Sexual Fantasy Confessions
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".