How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
23 Strangest Things That Gave Dudes A Boner
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
These 21 People Shouldn’t Be Giving Dating Advice
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.