She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
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just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
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I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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