I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
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Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
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I need water and some morals
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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