You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
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on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
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I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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