mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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