he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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