Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
Randomize
