just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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