Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
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