i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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