whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
Tell her she can't have a vagina
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
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i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
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The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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