And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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