covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
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I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
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It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
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