I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
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I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
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Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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