HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
I would ride that face into the sunset
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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