its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
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So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
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She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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