I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
do herpes really smell.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
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i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
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I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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