my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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