"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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