If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
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Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
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margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
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