Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
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