She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
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his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
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My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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