just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
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Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
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Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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