Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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