my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
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