I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
Randomize
