Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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