I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
Why can't burritos get me drunk
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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