You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Holy sore nipples Batman
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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