Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
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