You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
Randomize
