Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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