Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
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