what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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