It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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