How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
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