Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
you will always have a special place in my vag
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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