ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Kareoke will never be a sober sport
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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