Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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